but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
