You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
