i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Randomize
