no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
