O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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