**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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