I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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