I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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