I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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