when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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