You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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