Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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