I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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