I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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