Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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