My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
