do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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