so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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