I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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