Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
How external is "for external use only"?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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