it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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