I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
