As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
i need some magic done to my vagina
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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