We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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