Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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