So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
