Sponge bath it is.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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