): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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