just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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