I'm so fucking centered right now
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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