Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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