I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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