i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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