normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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