I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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