i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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