I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
he fucked my hip out of place.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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