Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
