a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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