it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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