so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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