I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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