I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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