You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
