Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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