Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Randomize
