He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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