They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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