My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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