it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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