This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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