I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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