ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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