Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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