I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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