Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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